Wednesday, April 2, 2008

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen
to Qingdao by China Southern Airlines:

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you
on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao.

Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.
It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance
during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are
available to make you feel comfortable.

Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep your
belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you
would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."


This is some crap food from china southern airlines
(shudder)i hope its not like this when i fly to china in may

Petros Da' Man flew off at 1:42 AM